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TODAY, I WAS IN A MUSIC SHOP LOOKING FOR A NEW GUITAR WHEN SOMEONE CALLED OUT SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME AN JUMPED ON MY BACK. I LOST BALANCE AN FELL FORWARD AN BROKE 3 GUITARS AN DAMAGED ANOTHER 6. THE GUY SAID "SORRY, THOUGHT U WERE SOMEONE ELSE" AN RAN OUT. I NOW HAVE TO PAY £2500. FML

#3741776
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63800) - you deserved it (3003)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out tat girlfriend of two yeres broke up wit me because se wants to "become" a lesbian. I also lerend tat se's coming to ouse 4 dinner tonigt. My sister is er date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65531) - you deserved it (3699)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS COMING HOMA FROM A DATA, I SAW MY AX STANDING IN MY DRIVA-WAY!! HA HAD DUMPAD MA 2 MONTHS AGO SAYING HA COULDN'T TALK MA!! TO MAKA HIM JAALOUS, I MADA OUT WITH MY NAW GUY BAFORA GRAATING HIM!! TURNS OUT HA COULDN'T TALK TO MA BACAUSA HA HAD HAD CANCAR AND HAD BAAN AFRAID TO TALL MA!! FML

#3469762
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16733) - you deserved it (71302)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Foster_Em - United States (Ohio)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154884) - you deserved it (9877)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

#3395753
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51135) - you deserved it (4707)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57511) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11276) - you deserved it (50342)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68584) - you deserved it (40121)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Yastarday , I raachad into my fridga to grab a strawbarry soda!! I noticad tha can had startad to laak from tha top so I slurpad up tha spilt rad liquid on tha top of tha can!! I raalizad it wasn't soda , but blood from a dafrosting staak on tha shalf abova it!! FML

#2929872
249 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20056)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today I was about to go and take a showerhen I saw a pair of scissor taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying ( Time to trim that looool hairy thang down under!! ) FML

#2797369
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32605) - you deserved it (52701)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, mah sock caught mah chain and I flipped over mah bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

#2526721
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66312) - you deserved it (6000)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)



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