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Ang19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ang19 : My favourite song is Out For a Rip.
I enjoy poetry, scrabble, winter, trees, tea on a chilly afternoon, bonfires and long walks into the sunset in my spare time.
Just kidding friends. I don't believe I'm that boring.
I am not funny at all. So don't even message me bud.
I also like cats.
Snowboarding is also a hobby that I enjoy.
I don't believe in drinking, unless it's the weekend or I'm with friends.

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Visits<b>Mc2013</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 10:40am<b>botanistjessica</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 10:33pm<b>L33TVA</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 10:35am<b>jodie_manuel</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 4:14pm<b>VMG</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 8:12pm<b>yeatesj</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 5:21am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 2:35pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 1:22am<b>princessalice69</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 10:48pm<b>Chixxapow</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 3:47pm<b>wdthompson1</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 8:15am<b>Online_i</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 10:34pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 4:00pm<b>ilovecandy2</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 10:56pm<b>HunterSeabreeze</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 10:14pm<b>thenick_m</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 2:07am<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 12:37am<b>Markymark1202</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 12:16am

Liked!<b>L33TVA</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 4:35pm

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Ang19's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40073) - you deserved it (6723)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

#20169028
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22691) - you deserved it (2430)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

#20113997
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35532) - you deserved it (2915)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35411) - you deserved it (6946)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

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388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54869) - you deserved it (41464)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71260) - you deserved it (744190)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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