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About Ang19 : My favourite song is Out For a Rip.
I enjoy poetry, scrabble, winter, trees, tea on a chilly afternoon, bonfires and long walks into the sunset in my spare time.
Just kidding friends. I don't believe I'm that boring.
I am not funny at all. So don't even message me bud.
I also like cats.
Snowboarding is also a hobby that I enjoy.
I don't believe in drinking, unless it's the weekend or I'm with friends.
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Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Friday 28 August 2015