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Andy_King
  • Town/Country : Bear, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 8802
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77008) - you deserved it (3480)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46325) - you deserved it (4063)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

#2842632
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (66286)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (5652)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)



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