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About Andy6420 : Well there\'s not much to know. But um well I am a female named Andy. I know it\'s kinda weird but ya know...it suits me :)
my favorite colours are: purple, black, white, gray, and others :)

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Andy6420's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59816) - you deserved it (6390)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

#6344201
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11784) - you deserved it (32722)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

#6186259
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29119) - you deserved it (5312)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

#13539
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17766) - you deserved it (30790)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (5786)

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