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About Andy6420 : Well there\'s not much to know. But um well I am a female named Andy. I know it\'s kinda weird but ya know...it suits me :)
my favorite colours are: purple, black, white, gray, and others :)
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Friday 12 December 2014