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AnarchyBurger
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AnarchyBurger : My name's Brian.
I dig music.
I am the co-founder of Burger Punk Records, a DIY record label dedicated to helping St. Louis area punk rock bands get a fair chance.

I'm the one with the hat.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (34537) - you deserved it (220494)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363112) - you deserved it (401462)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)