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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 January 1990 (25 years)
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About AnarchyBurger : My name's Brian.
I dig music.
I am the co-founder of Burger Punk Records, a DIY record label dedicated to helping St. Louis area punk rock bands get a fair chance.

I'm the one with the hat.

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