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Amyp4Horses

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Amyp4Horses

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1008
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Amyp4Horses : Hello! :) My name is Amy. I had another account on here but I forgot the username xD
And yes I LOVE horses haha..
I am from New Zealand..
I.have.no.life. :P

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37273) - you deserved it (4007)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

#19195246
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22494) - you deserved it (3754)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42664) - you deserved it (5100)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56150) - you deserved it (12101)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

#13692696
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22512) - you deserved it (8716)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by StayPositive - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart and I asked a guy who worked there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML

#13681370
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8019) - you deserved it (27348)

On 11/01/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22019) - you deserved it (2760)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

#13339977
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (4243)

On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

#13339977
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (4243)

On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37437) - you deserved it (3489)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37437) - you deserved it (3489)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (29209)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8591) - you deserved it (33341)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12646) - you deserved it (113353)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)



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