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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42136) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40434) - you deserved it (16580)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan



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