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by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
by badwife / 11/07/2009 at 5:22am / Japan / Miscellaneous
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