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Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5428) - you deserved it (22435)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (2314)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (2314)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (2314)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (2314)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30829) - you deserved it (240234)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34452) - you deserved it (1713)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (2602)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

#5128
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19405) - you deserved it (3039)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

#5069
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37881) - you deserved it (5216)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by rained - Hong Kong

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17977) - you deserved it (3804)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17986) - you deserved it (1851)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56116) - you deserved it (4761)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (901)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51607) - you deserved it (1983)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)



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