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Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23376) - you deserved it (2563)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64459) - you deserved it (5614)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (1477)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59234) - you deserved it (2686)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33449) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (2720)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (2720)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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