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Today... I Slept With This New Guy For The First Time. After Sex... He Said The Doggie Style Position Was Fun... It Made Him Wonder Wat It Would Be Lyk To Rape A Girl. FML

#4489
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64564) - you deserved it (5622)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday , mah roommate has gone home fir the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30015) - you deserved it (1557)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING WITH 3 KIDS I LOOK AFTER!! THE MIDDLE ONE HAS JUST LEARND ABOUT SEX AND STARTD CHANTING THAT I HAD DONE IT WITH THE ELDEST AS A JOKE!! WE WERE IN THE GARDEN AND THE NEIGHBOURS HEARD!! NOW I AM FRD, HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND AM BEING INVESTIGATD BY THE POLICE!! FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61440) - you deserved it (2857)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

2day mah littla sistar and I wara raading a book togathar and out of nowhara, sha said ( I lova you ). My haart maltad and I told har that I lova har too. Than sha told ma that sha was talking to har stuffad animal, not ma. FML

#4425
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I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (2839)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot fir my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone calld in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot fir my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone calld in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
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I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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