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Amkii

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 267356
  • Number of comments : 786
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Amkii : lol :)

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Visits<b>benjamin03</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 6:16pm<b>Gruffplatypus87</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 7:33am<b>TheSiraffe</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 4:54pm<b>Kaamil</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 2:00am<b>MenacingMe</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 12:45pm<b>kyletg09</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:07pm<b>Sayori101</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 8:22pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:45am<b>holymacabre</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:15am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:55am<b>rootbeercheese8</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 9:45pm<b>helloimclaudia</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 4:40pm<b>Jarod11191</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 1:47pm<b>nMasty</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 3:08pm<b>MyWierdCat</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:03pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 4:12am<b>bravoal923</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 2:59pm<b>CriminalScrub</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 2:18pm

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Amkii's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

by j0natron / 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

by fuckedalready / 02/03/2009 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

by Mavis / 02/03/2009 at 2:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

by Mavis / 02/03/2009 at 2:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

by Mavis / 02/03/2009 at 2:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

by Mavis / 02/03/2009 at 2:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

by asdf / 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

by murphy / 02/02/2009 at 5:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 5:41am / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

by rained / 02/02/2009 at 12:44am / Hong Kong / Intimacy

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

by achtung / 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

by why... / 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

by anonymous / 02/01/2009 at 5:53am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

by leez / 02/01/2009 at 5:43am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous