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Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)
Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 7:53pm - misc - by tarheels526 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 11:58pm - misc - by CBM2012 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Joey (man) - United States (California)
Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 5:40pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I walked to class in the rain after reading all 1200 pages of War and Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay. When I arrived nobody was there. I checked the finals postings to see that mine was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by joelikewhoa (man) - United States (California)
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