About Amkii : lol :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14977) - you deserved it (22211)
On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35959) - you deserved it (6301)
On 02/17/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by bertthelamb (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56975) - you deserved it (4067)
On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (177252) - you deserved it (61345)
On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (5545)
On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38915) - you deserved it (2670)
On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39674) - you deserved it (5124)
On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
I agree, your life sucks (53277) - you deserved it (2603)
On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (10462)
On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
I agree, your life sucks (134096) - you deserved it (37221)
On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks (64484) - you deserved it (3034)
On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (3860)
On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29196) - you deserved it (1759)
On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (1898)
On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7019) - you deserved it (33628)
On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
