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  • Number of visits : 256635
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74124) - you deserved it (3931)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

#22156
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31293) - you deserved it (4877)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

#20879
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35627) - you deserved it (2350)

On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

#19721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (2532)

On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9222) - you deserved it (38932)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33009) - you deserved it (2315)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6586) - you deserved it (49794)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

#14095
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29330) - you deserved it (5365)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

#13946
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30600) - you deserved it (3245)

On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

#13889
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12288) - you deserved it (23542)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:53pm - misc - by tarheels526 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

#13772
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8773) - you deserved it (77191)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

#13746
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42768) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

#13743
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (3761)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

#13539
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17828) - you deserved it (30867)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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