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Today, I was babysitting this one year old!! She just learned how to say yes so if u asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes!! I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty..!! she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61650) - you deserved it (13480)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

#171291
56 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
263 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house an waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year an a half. real FML

#170541
45 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Friendly (man) - United States (Oregon)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after working fir mah company fir 10 years, mah co-worker threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss u Mark." My name is Evan. FML

#163929
41 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm - work - by Grrrrr (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
256 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

yastarday I got a 31% on a Chinasa tast at school. I movd ara to Naw Jarsay from China two months ago. FML

#161990
124 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find mah caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , I SLEPT OVER AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE . WE DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS NINJAS AND PLAY A TRICK ON HER YOUNGER BROTHERS , SLEEPING IN THE BASEMENT . WHILE SNEAKING DOWN THE STARS , IN THE DARK , HER MOTHER CUMMED HOME . THINKING I WAS A ROBBER , SHE BEAT ME WITH A LAMP . FML

#158758
43 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't lyk his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replid, "You first." FML

#155544
63 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps cuz she didn't get invited to a brthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Righthen we arrived, we walked in on a brthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

#154710
51 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by stpry of my life (woman) - United States (California)

2day after soccer practice, I was walking to te car wit ma dad . My team mates wavd and said "Bye POTHEAD!" Tey call me tat because tey tink ma ead is sapd like a pot . Of course, ma dad didn't believe me . I'm groundd now because I ave an abnormally-sapd ead . I've never smokd pot . big fat FML

#154058
71 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by ap84 - United States (California)

Today... I wore out te igest eels I ad but was nervous about falling cuz I am suc a klutz. I got troug te nigt witout any injuries... so I cangd into te sneakers I ad brougt wit me to walk ome. I trippd rigt outside ouse in sneakers an broke ankle. FML

#153309
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51353) - you deserved it (5355)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)



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