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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I Askd Mah Fiancé's Daughter To Use Her Phone So I Could Call Mine Which I'd Misplacd !! Busy With Homework, She Noddd !! Only After She Jumpd Up Did I Notice That She Had Mah Number Listd With A Humiliating Nickname, And Accompanid By A Photo Of Her Middle Finger !! FML

#5875643
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32144) - you deserved it (5117)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by Anonwymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I realized that choosing to live in the honor dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if u r a member of the university marching band , which means u can practice yur instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML

#5845760
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (4216)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)

today I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game fir threatening children. fat FML

#5841852
117 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" an continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game an asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

#5826469
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38051) - you deserved it (4893)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:00am - health - by tooflufoschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today... ma boyfriend left for a mont-long trip wit is buddies. I stood near te door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed is xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a ( documentary ). The branch snapped an I fell out of the tree an onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

#5737700
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (9839)

On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was stuck in traffic on te igway and decided it was te perfect time to pick a umongous booger out of my nose. Wile carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice tat te owner of my company was staring at me from te left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

#5735299
79 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY , I WAS WALKING OUT OF CLASS WHEN I SAW A GRL ENTHUSIASTICALLY RUN TO HER BOYFRIEND , JUMP ON HIM , AND SMOTHER HIM WITH KISSES!! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "I WISH MAH GRLFRIEND DID THAT." WHEN THE GRL JUMPED OFF AND TURNED AROUND I REALIZED SHE DID , JUST NOT TO ME!! FML

#5689238
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53536) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

2DAY I WAS RAALLY, REALLY TRAD AT WORK. I WANT TO THA RASTROOM TO TAKA A LITTLA BRAAK, AND MUST HAVA DOZAD OFF, BACAUSA I WAS AWOKAN BY BOSS, KNOCKING ON THA DOOR OF THA STALL. APPARANTLY, I HAD BAAN SNORING. FML

#5661357
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10918) - you deserved it (29018)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:36pm - work - by sleepytime (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

2day I woke up after a night of drinking in mah backyard. All I was wearing were mah boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see mah car halfway through mah garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

#5655970
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12346) - you deserved it (39031)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY I DID A 3 HOUR LONG ASSIGNMENT 4 SCHOOL. I WAS BORED SO I GAVE IT THE TITLE ( F***ING ASSIGNMENT 4 A F***ING TEACHER. ) I WENT DOWNSTAIRS ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THE PRINTER WAS OUT OF INK. SO I SENT IT TO HER EMAIL THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T CHANGE THE TITLE. REAL FML

#5651382
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8020) - you deserved it (52270)

On 10/04/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by BadStuden (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a letter in the postbox at mah new flathich ran something along these lines of: "Hi!! We're the gas company!! You owe us £1,229.79 and have 7 days to pay us!! Lotsa love, datd 7th September." FML

#5638823
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (3587)

On 10/04/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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