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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I went to retrieve mah sneakers that mah wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. real FML

#4604892
115 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre an he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi an coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me fir them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands an left. FML

#4603530
129 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm - love - by ditched (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in the middle of having sex with mah boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decidd to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

#4585306
77 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by missingcharlie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML

#4582506
87 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her.

#4574797
183 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up wit girl laying next to me in bed. Wen se woke up we started to get ot an eavy but all of a looool sudden our cat ops on te bed. I guess te cat was more important cause girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by anoter pussy. FML

#4572543
134 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was planning on asking out a grl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the grl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejectd via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

#4562834
55 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Tgreject (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

#4555505
152 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY,HILE SHOWERING I SLIPPD AN FELL, TAKING DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN AN SMASHING MAH HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR, RESULTING IN A CONCUSSION. MY FAMILY CUMMD RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE NOISE AN I LAY NAKD, BLEEDING AN CONCUSSD FIR FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY COULD STOP LAUGHING ENOUGH TO GET ME HELP. FML

#4548386
76 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by iltdtsm - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... after dating girlfriend fir about a month she decided to change her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in the relationship with. FML

#4533889
75 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by waitthatsnotme (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign 4 mah own going away party. FML

#4529563
69 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by loverpants (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML

#4527001
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44916) - you deserved it (9695)

On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)



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