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Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 12:50pm - misc - by lauren_rox (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States
Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by tbanana95 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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