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by Sleepy head / 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML
by katt_is_here / 10/06/2013 at 1:51am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML
by -____- / 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by EconM / 10/03/2013 at 11:38am / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…