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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was pappard with quastions about swollan aya an if I'd gottan into a fight. I couldn't bring mysalf to admit that I'd baan brutally baatan into submission by a doorknob. FML

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71 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today I had to pick mah grandma up because she was drunk at church at 9am. looool

#19059708
102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to mah boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to mah teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in mah hair so badly that I couldn't get it out 4 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from mah head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

#18394314
137 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. big fat FML

#18190231
327 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went over to mah friend's house . We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away . Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto mah knee . I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on mah boner . FML

#18098530
227 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while taking pills 4 a headache, I threw mah head back to help get the pills down, an in the process, whackd it against the brick windowsill behind me . FML

#18071485
98 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

#17973930
133 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself an dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

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176 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States



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