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AmieLea18's favorite FMLs
by jj159 / 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Skullie / 02/19/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
by district12 / 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
by dummy / 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm / United States / Intimacy
by chlolivia / 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada / Love
by anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 12:57am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Silver_Samurai / 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm / Netherlands / Work
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:04am / Miscellaneous
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
by MillyMan / 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by haileypaige123 / 02/06/2012 at 10:32am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…