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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (21 years)
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About Amandaisdreaming : i take my time to visit fmylife everyday and read the FMLs so i can feel better about my life (and sometimes to get a good laugh).

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Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71314) - you deserved it (7421)

On 04/19/2009 at 8:17pm - animals - by yuckspider (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (194623) - you deserved it (13402)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64802) - you deserved it (5377)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by GreenScar (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25969) - you deserved it (78424)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38430) - you deserved it (5011)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15090) - you deserved it (32470)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

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