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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4587
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Amama : Hello! I am a student in college, I am, as you can probably see, from Puerto Rico. I am also a mediocre musician. I say mediocre because I believe that calling myself a Musician would be too much and I don't yet deserve the full title. And I am currently studying Italian and French. :)

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Today..!! I Let Out A Monstrous Fart At The Gym!! They Said It Didn't Even Sound Human!! FML

#21341250
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27410) - you deserved it (6087)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

today I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The ( stick ) turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

#21339043
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22751) - you deserved it (9433)

On 01/17/2015 at 5:30pm - animals - by bad luck Bianca - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (4523)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday... lyk every other day at work... I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people 4 addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (4603)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I raturnd a rantal car an almost got cargd axtra fir ta "funky an rottan" small in ta car!! I blamd it looool on a sausaga roll, not aving ta aart to tall ta woman it was ma fart from a minuta bafora!! FML

#21335609
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24683) - you deserved it (6731)

On 01/12/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we spent the day with mah grandmother . During a family conversation,, mah sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, ( I remember u being so beautiful, ) before looking at mah mother, mouthing, ( What happened? ) and laughing . She's 87 . big fat FML

#21307421
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29729) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/28/2014 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today , I was rock climbing. I had mah equipment on and I saw a really cute grl. I went fir the hardest climb in the gym , and while jumping up to grab the rock , I simultaneously fartd , missd the rock , fell to the mat and broke mah arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (15151)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 20 minute arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in looool fact sauna powerd by wifi. big fat FML

#21302021
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29557) - you deserved it (3600)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38541) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49259) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

today I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me wat lipgloss I was wearing cuz my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30014) - you deserved it (4768)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (3039)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY... I GOT ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. I PULLED OUT THE RING... UTTERED THE WORDS ( LISA... WILL YOU... ) THEN ABRUPTLY SHAT MY PANTS.

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (5151)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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