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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6754
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Amama : Hello! I am a student in college, I am, as you can probably see, from Puerto Rico. I am also a mediocre musician. I say mediocre because I believe that calling myself a Musician would be too much and I don't yet deserve the full title. And I am currently studying Italian and French. :)

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Amama's favorite FMLs

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30797) - you deserved it (4094)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32610) - you deserved it (5123)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28822) - you deserved it (3868)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (13144)

On 06/06/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Eyebrowless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25706) - you deserved it (5376)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30471) - you deserved it (4339)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13036) - you deserved it (44608)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29146) - you deserved it (7505)

On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (4778)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31151) - you deserved it (6032)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29954) - you deserved it (4512) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27351) - you deserved it (10082)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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