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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6525
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Amama : Hello! I am a student in college, I am, as you can probably see, from Puerto Rico. I am also a mediocre musician. I say mediocre because I believe that calling myself a Musician would be too much and I don't yet deserve the full title. And I am currently studying Italian and French. :)

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Amama's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30348) - you deserved it (4325)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12939) - you deserved it (44236)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (7473)

On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (4751)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (5995)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (4480) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (9992)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30473) - you deserved it (3217)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29775) - you deserved it (4070)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2565)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (3356)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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