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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6569
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Amama : Hello! I am a student in college, I am, as you can probably see, from Puerto Rico. I am also a mediocre musician. I say mediocre because I believe that calling myself a Musician would be too much and I don't yet deserve the full title. And I am currently studying Italian and French. :)

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21096) - you deserved it (4231)

On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (1569)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10078) - you deserved it (35078)

On 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by sucked_in - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML


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On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML


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On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML


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On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML


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On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28609) - you deserved it (3851)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (13000)

On 06/06/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Eyebrowless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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