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Amama

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5733
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Amama : Hello! I am a student in college, I am, as you can probably see, from Puerto Rico. I am also a mediocre musician. I say mediocre because I believe that calling myself a Musician would be too much and I don't yet deserve the full title. And I am currently studying Italian and French. :)

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Visits<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:18am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:23am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 2:59pm<b>fourthlinedust</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:20am<b>ScarredVox92</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:43pm<b>Triumvirate</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:12pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:03pm<b>romanfelixlegion</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 11:55pm<b>BoriquaLove293</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:31pm<b>annihil8or</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 3:40pm<b>Pyneapple</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:50am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 2:11am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 4:53pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:03pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:24pm<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:58am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:28am

Fucked!<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:03am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:28pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 3:38pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 3:04pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:14pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:05pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:55pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:43am<b>missycanfly</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 4:12pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:20am<b>amine91</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:17am<b>Mornai</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:01pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:05am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 5:37am<b>Hertyn</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 3:50pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 8:08am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 7:14am<b>ellymae96</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 3:10am

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Amama's favorite FMLs

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29259) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30958) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

#21424643
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27694) - you deserved it (3547)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

#21421754
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21635) - you deserved it (12392)

On 06/06/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Eyebrowless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (4897)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (3950)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12661) - you deserved it (43393)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

#21407716
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28054) - you deserved it (7008)

On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (4632)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29887) - you deserved it (5553)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (4005) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML

#21397265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26098) - you deserved it (9472)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)



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