About Amama : College student. Love to travel. Music enthusiast.
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by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by full moon / 09/07/2016 at 10:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Work
by Mj / 07/19/2016 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by deanlazore / 06/22/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML
Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Pupluv183 / 05/02/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love
by missmcfarty / 03/31/2016 at 9:42pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by NotBeingPaidEnough / 03/03/2016 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…