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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

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