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AlyshaJP
  • Town/Country : Newport, Wales
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (38082)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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