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About Alycat6363 : About me? Ummm I love music of all genres, I'm learning to play guitar and I'm hoping to get one of my own for Christmas, I'm a Maple Leafs fan, and I like food.
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Why am I up so early?
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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
Friday 18 July 2014