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Alycat6363
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Alycat6363 : About me? Ummm I love music of all genres, I'm learning to play guitar and I'm hoping to get one of my own for Christmas, I'm a Maple Leafs fan, and I like food.

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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (5311)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43980) - you deserved it (5788) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version



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