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Alumnus_Vitae
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 592
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34067) - you deserved it (9038)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63267) - you deserved it (4406)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

#11602
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8729) - you deserved it (34532)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29549) - you deserved it (6359)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (3888)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7161) - you deserved it (14955)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14353) - you deserved it (5945)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (1698)

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