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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1372
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Altair18 : ••••••••• CONGRATS !!!••••••••

YOU WON the stalker of the month award!!!!

Oh you're very welcome , and btw that shirt looks great on you. ; )

I just want to thank you all for the awesome or lame comments and also for making laugh voluntarily or involuntarily 35% of you are so very clever. And to those that aren't in the percentage described above.….… well watch and learn you'll get one day...........eventually ........maybe.... No ??? ........Ok ...... mmmm Crows are able to identify people by their faces ..... Yup .... Little random fact ......oh the silence

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Altair18's favorite FMLs

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
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I agree, your life sucks (404153) - you deserved it (66695)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1136730) - you deserved it (114928)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42012) - you deserved it (2393)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)



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