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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1598
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Altair18 : ••••••••• CONGRATS !!!••••••••

YOU WON the stalker of the month award!!!!

Oh you're very welcome , and btw that shirt looks great on you. ; )

I just want to thank you all for the awesome or lame comments and also for making laugh voluntarily or involuntarily 35% of you are so very clever. And to those that aren't in the percentage described above.….… well watch and learn you'll get one day...........eventually ........maybe.... No ??? ........Ok ...... mmmm Crows are able to identify people by their faces ..... Yup .... Little random fact ......oh the silence

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Altair18's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

#19457923
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9725) - you deserved it (33156)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30691) - you deserved it (5099)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (3092)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86253) - you deserved it (4249)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (44123)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

#19386625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6300) - you deserved it (25202)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by oooooopss - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26060) - you deserved it (4152)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26589) - you deserved it (4423)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML

#19175931
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10781) - you deserved it (20922)

On 02/27/2012 at 4:58pm - misc - by Eric - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30376) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21929) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37927) - you deserved it (9650)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43625) - you deserved it (4542)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23104) - you deserved it (2713)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31463) - you deserved it (2755) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France



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