About Alphakhiash : Gamer, bard, shaman.
I do things sometimes.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(