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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aloyese : Hi. I'm Alyx(: Im an actress!(: I have an awesome job right now as a model, and I love to sing. Obviously something brought you here, so if I seem interesting enough, KIK me if ya want.? Kik: Aloyese

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Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27489) - you deserved it (2917)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37462) - you deserved it (3530)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8118) - you deserved it (24643)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27313) - you deserved it (8673) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (1958)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML

#18996569
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (4653)

On 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by dasnich (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14867) - you deserved it (41163)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
210 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66057) - you deserved it (3004)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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