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Almighty_Potato

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Almighty_Potato

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Almighty_Potato : Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

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Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (6967)

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