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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Almendarez : Just your ordinary 100% Honduran Guy.

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (3976)

On 12/03/2012 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43998) - you deserved it (5589)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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