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Almendarez

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Almendarez : Just your ordinary 100% Honduran Guy.

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Almendarez's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 6:53am / Canada / Love

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy