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Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (3991)

On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML


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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

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