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Allyne
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 October 1976 (37 years)
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Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4130) - you deserved it (37996)

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