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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 October 1976 (39 years)
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Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6906) - you deserved it (54103)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by goldenshower (woman) - United States (Texas)



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