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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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