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AllieCat21
  • Town/Country : Cedarburg, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AllieCat21 : I'm in a committed relationship. I like tattoos, piercings, music, reading, writing, and animals. I work part time and am a full time student in college to earn my doctorate in Psychology.

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Today, while at the doctor's, a week overdue with my first child, I was told that sex and orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home, my boyfriend asked for road head, arguing that "She said that stuff about orgasms." Not you, honey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50301) - you deserved it (5052)

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