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AllSoul's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
by wellthatsawkward / 12/30/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Utah) / Love
by flowerman / 12/26/2011 at 12:56pm / United States / Love
by Nowajerk / 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
by bigmistake / 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
by FML / 12/23/2011 at 8:32pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Love
by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
by BGood / 12/21/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by tarynfaye / 12/21/2011 at 6:28am / United States / Love
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
by tommy / 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 3:08pm / United States (California) / Love
by emmmbo / 12/19/2011 at 10:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 1:44am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Emily / 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…