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AllSoul
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2088
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AllSoul : Naaaaah.

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AllSoul's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

#18865493
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (5935)

On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32803) - you deserved it (9288)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37451) - you deserved it (7041)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30562) - you deserved it (6906)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28138) - you deserved it (3473) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38978) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30002) - you deserved it (4946)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36922) - you deserved it (3518)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33018) - you deserved it (6093)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10987) - you deserved it (32508)

On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (2809)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14844) - you deserved it (52563)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

#18694109
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29519) - you deserved it (2238)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35082) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31038) - you deserved it (14887)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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