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AllSoul
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2158
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AllSoul : Naaaaah.

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AllSoul's favorite FMLs

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

#18969254
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32780) - you deserved it (3681)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33484) - you deserved it (3349)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33484) - you deserved it (3349)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42553) - you deserved it (2995)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25438) - you deserved it (9516)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33537) - you deserved it (59590)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25977) - you deserved it (3432)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33777) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27039) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30015) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (3011)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35887) - you deserved it (5418)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

#18875593
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (10665)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39431) - you deserved it (3615)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)



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