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AllSoul
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  • Number of visits : 1003
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
169 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605
187 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
282 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380
99 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
124 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
163 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
177 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
183 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
205 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML

#18881598
183 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

#18875593
170 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
178 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

#18865493
203 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States



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