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Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
by cherokeems / 03/26/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
by Unhelpful / 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by inked / 02/05/2012 at 12:54am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by ac-hoo / 02/04/2012 at 9:52am / India (Delhi) / Love
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lillymean / 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by Mrs. Man / 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by carssuck / 02/02/2012 at 5:28am / United States / Money
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
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