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Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16889) - you deserved it (14385)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (2260)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6451) - you deserved it (25292)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, add her new boyfriend to her friends and changed her status to "I'm so happy". FML

#846
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16987) - you deserved it (4816)

On 01/04/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14466) - you deserved it (2324)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14894) - you deserved it (6184)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14894) - you deserved it (6184)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
20 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (1031)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
40 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
25 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

#326
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (7632)

On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
90 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35704) - you deserved it (3362)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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