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Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:58am - love - by Down - United States (Nevada)
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)
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