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  • Number of visits : 837
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Alkix : I'm a nerd, really. Intelligent? sure. Funny? I think so. Hot (or not).

I'm better at Starcraft 2 than you (probably).

Sometimes lazy, often inspired (or is it the other way around?)

I like people in general, and those I don't I try to tolerate.

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