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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2703
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Alitsia88 : I love life and I hate missing out on it. I love a good laugh, friends, and a good laugh with friends

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Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54227) - you deserved it (16567)

On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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