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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML


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On 02/26/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML


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On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML


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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML


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On 05/03/2013 at 1:16am - love - by SingleStrongArm - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

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