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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11794) - you deserved it (115345)

On 03/23/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by lily (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49219) - you deserved it (93387)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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