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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13449) - you deserved it (121366)

On 03/23/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by lily (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52342) - you deserved it (98132)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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