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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (18 years)
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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47826) - you deserved it (3383)

On 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm - work - by watch_corn_dance - United States (Illinois)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (93004) - you deserved it (5877)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


I agree, your life sucks (64439) - you deserved it (9729)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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