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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (3027)

On 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm - work - by watch_corn_dance - United States (Illinois)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79412) - you deserved it (4387)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59744) - you deserved it (9043)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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