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AliciaMeow
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78903) - you deserved it (4369)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58165) - you deserved it (8823)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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