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Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 4:14am - love - by ohmydog (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)
Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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On 05/15/2010 at 1:07pm - love - by schwange (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
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