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yesterday I confessed to ma best friend tat I love im and always ave. He wispered to imself, "Wy do te fat cicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Met Mah Boyfriend'shole Family. Between Them They Had About 10 Teeth. Mega FML

#13770099
140 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out tat te reason wy ma boyfriend as a cipped toot is because is teet it anoter girl's teet wile kissing er. FML

#12913788
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On 09/05/2010 at 4:14am - love - by ohmydog (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday..!! I was watcing TV wen a Dentyne gum commercial cummed on and stated tat te average person spends more tan 20...000 minutes kissing!! I've spent less tan tree!! FML

#12786707
288 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)

Today, mah best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing . She ended up kicking me in the face an laughing so hard she pissed on me . FML

#12522582
245 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decidd to meet up with me after almost 10 month of phone calls, IM, an emails. He was noticeably disappointd an said I lookd different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

#12271969
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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster... right before a huge drop. He bit through lip. FML

#12245991
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On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. looool FML

#11723060
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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah girlfriend left me 4 mah best friend . Over a text message with "lol" in it . FML

#10546987
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On 05/15/2010 at 1:07pm - love - by schwange (man) - United States (New York)

I WAS PROPOSED TO IN A MCDONALD'S. REAL FML

#9127255
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

#3120236
202 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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