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Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16493) - you deserved it (4286)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (2307) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48305) - you deserved it (2257)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

#19581290
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (2654)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9702) - you deserved it (39874) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
223 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
174 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

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224 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35935) - you deserved it (3355)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (2017)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35822) - you deserved it (3564)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

#18354062
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28479) - you deserved it (1462)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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