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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (4051)

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