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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22411
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59974) - you deserved it (5553)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packd with food that I put into the fridge. I realizd two looool hours laterhile frantically looking 4 a tampon. I'm still cold down there. big fat FML

#20966555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40566) - you deserved it (11874)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

2day my nieghbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed... online exam. FML

#20965985
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (88038)

On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah cat has figured out thathile I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up 4 mah baby.

Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47560) - you deserved it (4119)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom bitched me out for still bieng single at age 19, an still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for mah sister, who's pregnant at 15 an doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

#20960837
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58170) - you deserved it (2700)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

I TOLD ROOMMATES THEY HAVE TO GO GET JOBS BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT THEM OR THEIR BAD HABITS ANY MORE. THEY RESPONDD BY PAWNING ALL DVDS FIR CASH TO BUY CIGARETTES. FML

#20960170
110 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday ma boyfriend of tree yeres sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent im maybe a tousand texts saying "Wy?", "Wat do you mean?!" After an our of crying and watnot, I realized e ad driver's education today and tat e was saying te class was over. FML

#20959504
149 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , IN TE SMALL OURS OF TE MORNING , MA ROOMMATE'S BOYFRIEND KICKD IS FOOT TROUG TE TIN WALL SEPARATING OUR BEDROOMS DURING SEX. TEY DIDN'T EVEN STOP. FAT FML

#20956290
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47792) - you deserved it (3866)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, My Sistar Introducad Our Parants To Har Naw Boyfriand. Ha's My Boyfriand, An Ha Told Ma Ha Was Going To Ba Out Of Stata 4 A Faw Waaks On Businass. FML

Today , the day before I'm supposed to leave 4 a long-anticipated trip to Europe , mah mother admitted that she's never paid 4 it . She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go . I gave up Christmas 4 this trip . FML

Today, I was at a party wit a few of my friends . We saw a guy walking around wit brigt pink lipstick all over is mout, so we made a bet to seeo could matc te lipstick to te grl frst . I won . It was my grlfriend's . FML

#20953788
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55548) - you deserved it (4068)

On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was mantioning to a coworkar how thara was a huga lull today in businass . A young coworkar than turns to ma and says in a snooty tona, "I think you maan a 'lol', it's pronouncad L-O-L." maga FML

#20953649
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (2826)

On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand

Today , I got a call from mah husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after bieng caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

#20951750
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65154) - you deserved it (4832)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went onat I tougt was a date. After a wonderful nigt wit a perfect gentleman, e told me ow excited e is tat e's moving in wit is grlfriend next week, and tanked me 4 reassuring im tat e doesn't want anyone but er. mega FML

#20950992
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50790) - you deserved it (3565)

On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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